It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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