p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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