It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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