I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
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It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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