Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Randomize
