There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Someone signed my nipple.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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