I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
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Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
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Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Who died my cat blue again?
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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