Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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