You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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