have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
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When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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