Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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