its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
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I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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