oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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