so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
We talked him into tasing himself.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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