the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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