This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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