O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
