In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
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Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
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Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize