So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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