Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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