Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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