Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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