I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
