Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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