Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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