went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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