Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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