i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
The power of my boobs compel you
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