He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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