Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
The air taste purple.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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