have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
if only i could text you this smell
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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