Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
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You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
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When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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