Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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