Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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