i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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