So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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