i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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