that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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