Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
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i've created a new STD.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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