If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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