Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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