Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
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Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
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I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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