Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Redeem this text for a blowjob
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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