that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
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Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
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You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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