Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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