I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
We have started to decorate penises.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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