Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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