Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
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Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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