Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Randomize
