In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
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