New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I AM VODKA MAN
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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