what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
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I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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