normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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