ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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