Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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