Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
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I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.