Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
