yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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