Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Is it penis luge time yet?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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